Turns out that Victoria's secret is that right now, I have a boner.     more

(47) | category: Sexy | views: 31581 | posted on: 09/26/2009

Boobs. This is a great argument for getting 'em when they're young.     more

(63) | category: Sexy | views: 170994 | posted on: 09/25/2009

I think I just pinpointed what Michael Dukakis did wrong.     more

(57) | category: Sexy | views: 38453 | posted on: 09/24/2009

She's so crazily hot that I think I just became a lesbian.     more

(45) | category: Sexy | views: 82533 | posted on: 09/24/2009

This, specifically, is why Al Gore invented the internet.     more

(60) | category: Sexy | views: 98904 | posted on: 09/23/2009

Is there anything better on planet earth than a pair of 18 year old breasts? I doubt it.     more

(50) | category: Sexy | views: 77269 | posted on: 09/22/2009

These boobs make me wish I was both a) an infant and b) very hungry.     more

(64) | category: Sexy | views: 127575 | posted on: 09/21/2009

Smaller boobs are unacceptable and disgusting.     more

(77) | category: Sexy | views: 238827 | posted on: 09/19/2009

Her name is Kitty and as we all know there's nothing better than a wet pussy!     more

(29) | category: Sexy | views: 76075 | posted on: 09/18/2009

If whales and trees had boobs, I don't think anyone would hate hippies as much as they do.     more

(49) | category: Sexy | views: 40362 | posted on: 09/17/2009

This video makes me hungry enough to order Legs McMuffin here from the dollar menu.     more

(43) | category: Sexy | views: 77070 | posted on: 09/17/2009

Seeing these boobs is like what winning a Nobel Prize in Boners must feel like.     more

(88) | category: Sexy | views: 452425 | posted on: 09/16/2009

What really killed Detroit was when the Germans started offering her standard with all new models.     more

(46) | category: Sexy | views: 84858 | posted on: 09/15/2009

Russian MILF's are like Russian vodka. They're both best aged more than thirty-five years.     more

(107) | category: Sexy | views: 167301 | posted on: 09/14/2009

This girl just gave me a boner harder than Chinese algebra.     more

(50) | category: Sexy | views: 47588 | posted on: 09/14/2009